This Thai Kitchen is All Wrong

The other day while looking for some rice noodles in Giant in the minuscule asian aisle I spotted some ramen style dishes that seemed to be a bit more gourmet. I figured why not try them out you love asian cuisine. So I picked up this stuff from a company called Thai Kitchen. I bought the tangy lemongrass, spicy thai basil, and sweet citrus ginger flavors. I finally tried the spicy thai basil one day and the excitement of new great tasting food in under three minutes made me giddy. After the beep of the microwave I finally got to taste, mediocre, very mediocre. How could this be its from Thai's very own kitchen. It says rice noodle cart, is this how people from Thailand eat? No wonder all we know is they beat each other up with little regard of safety. The next day I tried the sweet citrus ginger. . .wait a second this tastes familiar but more of a kick. Today I tried the tangy lemon--what the fuck is this? This shit tastes exactly the same. THEY ALL TASTE EXACTLY THE SAME. I am peeved I spent 12 bucks for three of these things for all of them to look like noodles in brown sauce and taste exactifuckingly the same.